Earthworm Jim (1995–1996)

Jeff Bennett: Peter Puppy, Narrator, Hamsternator, President, Billy's Dad, Great Worm Spirit, Neighbor, Therapist, Thug #1

Quotes 

• Peter Puppy : I must not fear, fear is the mindkiller, fear is the little death that brings total oblivion...

• Peter Puppy : Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!

  Earthworm Jim : Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.

• [Jim is calling a fancy restaurant to get a reservation for his date with Princess What's-Her-Name] 

  Earthworm Jim : Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."

  Peter Puppy : Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.

• Peter Puppy : Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!

• Peter Puppy : Oh goody. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig.

• Narrator : Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*.

• Earthworm Jim : Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!

  Peter Puppy : I beg your pardon?

  Earthworm Jim : I mean, use me like a whip!

  Peter Puppy : Oh! Heh. Right.