Earthworm Jim (1995–1996)

Dan Castellaneta: Earthworm Jim, Evil Jim, Grim Reaper, Abraham Lincoln, Ape, Japius, Stock Broker, Turns-His-Eyelids-Inside-Out Boy, Turns-His-Eyes-Inside-Out Boy

Quotes 

• Earthworm Jim : Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and... evil peanut butter!

• Peter Puppy : Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!

  Earthworm Jim : Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.

• [Jim is calling a fancy restaurant to get a reservation for his date with Princess What's-Her-Name] 

  Earthworm Jim : Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."

  Peter Puppy : Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.

• Giant Fur-bearin' Trout : Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven...

  Earthworm Jim : Gosh! Really?

  Giant Fur-bearin' Trout : You betcha! Or the bandsaw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless beltsander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!

• Earthworm Jim : Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!

  Peter Puppy : I beg your pardon?

  Earthworm Jim : I mean, use me like a whip!

  Peter Puppy : Oh! Heh. Right.

• Earthworm Jim : [repeated Line]  Eat Dirt! GAHAHAHAHAH!

  [shoots wildly] 

• Earthworm Jim : I'm proud to live in a nation where anyone, regardless of species, can BUY a college education.

• Evil Jim : Hey you... thing-taker guy!

• Additional Voices : Intruder Alert... Destroy intruders...

  Earthworm Jim : Yeah! Go get 'em!

  [security robot grabs Jim by the neck] 

  Earthworm Jim : Oh right, you mean us...

• Earthworm Jim : It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach."