Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995–1998)

Tom Kenny: Various

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• Tom Kenny : That's right, Bob. Listen to your friend, a person who makes more money than you, is better than you, and therefore beyond criticism. This is called the Worthington Law and it's used to gauge the value of human worth.

• Tom Kenny : Now let's knock these other ones out, Voice-over King, before we go to lunch, okay?

  Bob : All right.

  [reads copy into mike] 

  Bob : To win, you must be 18 and come in first place.

  Tom Kenny : Great. Moving on.

  Bob : Offer expires... nnnnow.

  Tom Kenny : Zippidy-doo-dah! Next.

  Bob : Not be confused with the disease cancer.

  Tom Kenny : Zippidy-a. Movin' on.

  Bob : Harvard's Memory Loss Clinic: established in 1952, 1967, and for the first time in 1981.

  Tom Kenny : That was a good one, Bob. We're gonna do that disclaimer about the John Tesh album. You got that? Should be on the page there, Bob.

  Bob : Not suitable for any living thing.

  Tom Kenny : That Red Rocks thing is awful. Moving on.

  Bob : Mr. Pickle's Fun Time Abortion Clinics: We'll bring out the kid in ya.