GoldenEye (1995)

Alan Cumming: Boris Grishenko

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Boris Grishenko : I am invincible!

• Natalya Simonova : Boris!

  Boris Grishenko : What? I thought I'd post it on the internet, no?

  Natalya Simonova : What's the password?

  Boris Grishenko : I made it easy this time. Even you should be able to break it - borscht for brains. Alright. Alright. I'll give you a hint. They're right in front of you and can open very large doors.

  Natalya Simonova : [Types in: Knockers]  You're such a geek.

• Boris Grishenko : [after hacking into an FBI database and blocking their trace scan]  Better luck next time... Slugheads!

• Natalya Simonova : This is not one of your games, Boris. Real people will die, you pathetic little worm!

  Alec Trevelyan : She was in the mainframe. Check the computer.

  Boris Grishenko : She's a moron. A second level programmer.

  [mockingly] 

  Boris Grishenko : She works on the guidance system. She doesn't even have access to the filing codes.

  [Alarm starts buzzing] 

• Boris Grishenko : [shaking a malfunctioning computer monitor vigorously]  Speak to me!

• Boris Grishenko : The Americans are slugheads! They'll never detect me.

  [Computer flashes: Unauthorized Access Detected] 

  Natalya Simonova : You were saying, slughead.

  Boris Grishenko : Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko!

• Boris Grishenko : Was it good for you, too?

  Natalya Simonova : I'm getting some coffee.

  Boris Grishenko : I'm going for a cigarette.

• Boris Grishenko : [shouting at Natalya; shaking Bond's pen grenade in her face]  GIVE ME THE CODES, NATALYA! GIVE 'EM TO ME...

  James Bond : [James, who has been counting the number of clicks Boris as been doing with his pen, knocks Boris to the ground, causing the pen to fly into a vat of fluid below. Bond and Natalya duck just in time before the pen grenade explodes] 

• Boris Grishenko : Natalya! Shh, shh, it's me! It's Boris. It's Boris. It's Boris. Hello.