Gordy (1994)

Tom Lester: Cousin Jake

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• [last lines] 

  Cousin Jake : Meadowbrook farm. I guess we'll be saying goodbye.

  Hanky Royce : Do we have to go, mom? Now that we've given Gordy his farm, he's inviting us to stay. Can't we, mom? Please?

  Gordy : Please stay. There's nothing better than a happy family. Come on, say yes.

  Luke MacAllister : If you say yes, I'll sure say yes.

  Jessica Royce : Yes.

  [Luke and Jessica kiss] 

• Cousin Jake : Shoot, Luke! Jinnie Sue ain't got no family life like other kids. She needs a pet.

  Luke MacAllister : Well, why did she have to pick a pig?

  Cousin Jake : 'Cause pigs are intelligent animals, and this one is real smart. Boy, I bet his I.Q. is as high as mine!

  Luke MacAllister : Poor thing!

  Cousin Jake : Come on, Luke. Let her keep him. We can use a mascot.

  Luke MacAllister : I gotta admit. He's the best looking member of the band.

• Cousin Jake : Well, you sure have come up for the world, Mr. Hero Pig. We've been seeing your smilin' face all over the map.

  Luke MacAllister : What are you doing out here all alone?

  Hanky Royce : We're heading north looking for Gordy's folks.

  Gordy : Hanky's grandpa says you should always do what's right.

  Cousin Jake : That's right, Hanky. Always mind your grandpa.

  Hanky Royce : Hey, Cousin Jake, you understand piggy talk.

  Cousin Jake : I kinda guess at what he's oinking.

  Gordy : It's hard to tell if Cousin Jake's pure in heart or simple minded.

• Cousin Jake : [On the phone in front of the audience]  Hello, this is Cousin Jake.

  President Clinton : Hey there, Cousin Jake. This is the president calling from the oval office. Hillary and I heard about Gordy day there in Branson and we want to join in the celebrations.

  Cousin Jake : Yes, sir, Mr. President. Just a minute. Gordy's right here.

  [hands phone over to Gordy. He speaks through the phone speaking piggy talk. Audience laughs] 

  Cousin Jake : I'm sorry, Mr. President. He's speaking piggy talk.

  President Clinton : I understand him fine, Jake. By the way, Gordy, we have surprise for you.

  [Jake raises the phone toward the audience] 

  President Clinton : On behalf of the American people, it gives me great pleasure to unveil in your honor your very own postage stamp.

  [postage stamp lowers. Cousin Jake hands microphone to Hanky] 

  Hanky Royce : Gordy says it's an honor, Mr. President. Thank you, sir.

  President Clinton : First lady joins me and say good luck, God bless and so long for now.

  Cousin Jake : So long, Mr. President.

  [hangs up] 

• Jessica Royce : Wait, I remember your grandpa once told me that we own a processing plant in Omaha.

  Hanky Royce : You mean a sausage factory?

  Gilbert Sipes : I think you're mistaken, Jessica. There is no such plant. Mr. Brinks has the inventory sheet.

  [to Brinks] 

  Gilbert Sipes : Show them.

  Cousin Jake : What about this?

  [takes folder from Brinks and hands it to Jessica] 

  Jessica Royce : [Looking at folder]  Royce processing plant. 6 Colfax St. Omaha.

  [Gilbert takes folder from her hands] 

  Jessica Royce : What are you doing?

  Gilbert Sipes : This has nothing to do with Hanky's inheritance.

• Cousin Jake : [to Gilbert]  You don't have to raise your voice in front of the youngin'!

• Jinnie Sue McAllister : Hey there, Hanky. We came to cheer you up.

  Cousin Jake : Hiya, Hanky.

  Hanky Royce : I'm sure glad to see you.