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Quotes
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Randy : You know I hate math... and English... and History.
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Randy : I don't want to shock you or anything, but I really want to hold your hand right now. I've been wanting to hold your hand all day.
Evie : I've held hands with a girl before.
Randy : With a girl like me?
Evie : No I guess not. But what's the worst that could happen?
Randy : We could get the shit kicked out of us is all.
Evie : Just for holding hands? I don't believe that.
Randy : God Evie, you are so sheltered.
Evie : [holding out her hand] Then unshelter me.
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Randy : I'll have a beer.
Waitress : What kind?
Randy : A Mick.
Waitress : A what?
Randy : A Mick... ya know, Michelob?
Waitress : You got ID?
Randy : [pretends to look for ID] Shit, ya know, I must've left it at work.
Waitress : No ID, no Mick.
Randy : Alright then, I'll have a cup of joe.
Waitress : A what?
[both girls look at her incredulously]
Waitress : Just kidding, two cups of coffee coming up.
Randy : Everyone's got to be a kidder.
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Randy : I like poems. I mean, do you like Billie Holiday? I think she's kind of a poet.
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Randy : Some asshole at work called me "sir" again today.
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Randy : You know, I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived.
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Randy : I think proms are stupid.
Vicky : God, I would've given anything to go to the prom if I had a girlfriend in high school.
Lena : I went to the prom with a girl.
Vicky : Going with your sister doesn't count, Lena.
Lena : She's a good dancer.
Regina : Don't tell me you wouldn't want to go to the prom with your girlfriend, Randy.
Randy : First off, I don't have a girlfriend. Second off, I think proms are stupid. And third off, if I went to the prom, I would go with Frank.
Lena : Frank's a good dancer.
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Randy : [Practicing what to say to Evie] Hey, Evie, you wanna meet my weird family and eat organic pasta at my house?