Mallrats (1995)

Carol Banker: Security Guard

Quotes 

• Gil Hicks : Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning?

  Roddy : [enters]  Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria.

  [looks down at the two guys on the floor] 

  Roddy : What happened to these two?

  Jay : The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies!

  Gil Hicks : [points to T.S]  Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested?

  Roddy : Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security!

  Brodie : Hey, Roddy!

  [Brody puches Roddy out] 

  Security Guard : [enters]  Somebody call security? What happened here?

  Brodie : Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention.

  Gil Hicks : That's not what happ...

  [Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him] 

  T.S. Quint : Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start.

  Security Guard : Whatever.

  Brodie : [to Gil]  Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine.

  [to Jay] 

  Brodie : Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob.

  Jay : Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?