Mallrats (1995)

Stan Lee: Stan Lee

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• Stan Lee : You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.

• Stan Lee : They look happy, don't they?

  Brodie : What, the bras?

• Stan Lee : [passes by magic eye picture stops]  Oh, a sailboat.

  [Pats William on the back and walks off] 

  Willam Black : Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  [Runs and kicks the picture over] 

• [Upon meeting Stan Lee] 

  Brodie : The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

  Stan Lee : I don't know. It's a superhero secret.

• Stan Lee : [Remarking on a happy couple in a store window]  They look happy don't they?

  Brodie : I suppose, as far as couples go.

  Stan Lee : You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

  Brodie : Oh, my god... *holy shit*! Aren't you...

  Stan Lee : Oh, Stan Lee, hi.

• Brodie : You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right?

  Stan Lee : Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.

  Brodie : DAMN that's hot!

• Brodie : Let's do the list. Spiderman?

  Stan Lee : Guilty.

  Brodie : The Incredible Hulk?

  Stan Lee : 'Fraid so.

  Brodie : Oh, man, this is so cool. The X-Men?

  Stan Lee : Now that you mention it.

  Brodie : Shit, man - you are a god!