Toy Story (1995)

Jim Varney: Slinky Dog

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Quotes 

• Mr. Potato Head : [noticing Woody calling from Sid's house]  Son of a building block! It's Woody!

  Hamm : He's in the psycho's bedroom!

  Bo Peep : Woody?

  Woody : Boy, am I glad to see you guys!

  Slinky Dog : I knew you'd come back!

  Bo Peep : What are you doing over there?

  Woody : It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!

  [Woody throws a string of Christmas lights across to Andy's window, which Slinky grabs successfully] 

  Slinky Dog : I got it!

  Woody : Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!

  Mr. Potato Head : Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?

  [snatches the lights off Slinky] 

  Slinky Dog : Hey!

  Bo Peep : Potato Head!

  Mr. Potato Head : Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?

  [the other toys shake their head] 

  Mr. Potato Head : And now you wanna let him back over here?

  Woody : No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me.

  Mr. Potato Head : You are a liar!

  Woody : No i'm not!

  [calling to Buzz] 

  Woody : Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!

  [Buzz sits on the floor of Sid's Room, peeling off the sticker of his wrist communicator] 

  Woody : Just a sec.

  Woody : [walks back into Sid's room and calls over to Buzz]  Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?

  [Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody] 

  Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!

• Slinky Dog : [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby]  Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.

  Rex : What is it Boy?

  R.C. the Race Car : [RC whirrs his wheels] 

  Mr. Potato Head : He's saying that this is *no* accident!

  Bo Peep : What do you mean?

  Mr. Potato Head : I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!

  [the toys all stare at Woody in shock] 

  Woody : Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

  Mr. Potato Head : That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!

  Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.

  Slinky Dog : We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

  Rex : [nervously]  Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

  Mr. Potato Head : Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?

  Hamm : I don't think we should give him the chance.

• Woody : [running towards Buzz in a mocking sort of manner]  Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!

  Buzz : Trouble? Where?

  Woody : Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy! It's - It's trapped, Buzz!

  Buzz : Then we've no time to lose.

  [Buzz jumps over to the side of the desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz] 

  Buzz : I don't see anything!

  Woody : Uh, he's there. Just - Just keep looking.

  [Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz] 

  Woody : [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the windowsill, but the globe strikes Andy's folding-arm desk lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window] 

  Hamm , Mr. Potato Head : [stop their card game, and run over to the window in panic]  BUZZ!

  Woody : Buzz!

  [Buzz flies into the bushes nearby and disappears] 

  Slinky Dog : [the rest of Andy's toys gather round]  I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.

  [Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened] 

• [watching guests arrive for Andy's party] 

  Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

  Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.

  Rex : They're getting bigger...

  Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

  [boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying] 

  Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : AAAAAHH!

• Woody : Hey uh, Slinky?

  Slinky Dog : [with a checker board]  Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

  Woody : No, Slink...

  Slinky Dog : All right, you can be red if you want.

  Woody : Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.

  Slinky Dog : [shouts]  Bad news?

  Woody : Shhh!

  [all the toys freeze] 

  Woody : Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.

  Slinky Dog : Got it.

  [walks away slowly with his head down] 

  Woody : Be happy!

  Slinky Dog : [laughs hysterically] 

• Rex : Hey, Woody? Where'd you go?

  Mr. Potato Head : He's lying, Buzz ain't there.

  [Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys] 

  Woody : Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?

  Woody : [Imitating Buzz' voice]  Hiya fellas. To infinity and beyond!

  Rex : [while Slinky and Bo Peep look excited]  Hey look, it's Buzz!

  Woody : [shakes the arm's hand]  Yeah, hey, Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!

  [Hi fives Buzz's severed arm] 

  Hamm : [to Mr. Potato Head]  Something's screwy here.

  Woody : So, you see. We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?

  [imitates Buzz] 

  Woody : You bet, give me a hug.

  [makes the arm grab his neck and pull him forward into a hug; chuckles] 

  Woody : Oh. I love you, too.

  Slinky Dog : See? It is Buzz!

  [to Mr. Potato Head] 

  Slinky Dog : Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

• Lenny the Binoculars : Guys! Guys! Woody's riding RC and Buzz is with him!

  [Bo holds up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the van] 

  Bo Peep : It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

  Slinky Dog : What have we done?

  Rex : Great, now I have guilt!

• Slinky Dog : Gaddily bob-howdy!

  Woody : Oh, shut up.

• Slinky Dog : It's Sid!

  Rex : I thought he was at summer camp!

  Hamm : They must've kicked him out early this year.

  Rex : Oh no, not Sid!

• Slinky Dog : [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet]  It's too short. We need more monkeys!

  Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

  [tosses to barrel aside, then calls down] 

  Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!

  [sadly] 

  Rex : Where could he be?