Remember WENN (1996–1998)
Carolee Carmello: Maple LaMarsh
Quotes
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[Maple is instructing Betty, Hilary, and Eugenia in burlesque dancing]
Maple : Now here's the tricky part: the bump. Imagine somebody threw a hand grenade at you...
Eugenia : Everyone's a critic.
Maple : ...and you have to knock it away with your hips right back at the enemy. Pretend the audience is the enemy.
Hilary : I see you've worked Buffalo.
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Betty Roberts : We have a 10am show, and it is now 10:03. Would you please take your places at the microphones?
Hilary Booth : Maple, would you tell Betty that I just don't care any more?
Maple : Jeff, would you kindly remind Hilary that Betty and I are no longer speaking to each other?
Jeff Singer : I'm sorry, Maple, but Hilary and I are not talking to each other.
Maple : Mackie, are you still speaking to Hilary?
Mackie Bloom : Yeah, I'm talking Hilary; I'm not talking to you.
Hilary Booth : Well, if you're talking to me, Mackie, would you please tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom : Betty isn't listening to me anymore.
Hilary Booth : Well, are you talking to Jeff?
Mackie Bloom : Yes.
Hilary Booth : Well, then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom : Jeff, Hilary said to tell Betty that she doesn't care any more.
Jeff Singer : I've taken my last set of orders from you, Mackie. And we are not talking to each other, remember?
Mackie Bloom : I forgot. Maple, are we still talking?
Maple : I think so, but remember, I'm not speaking to Hilary or Betty.
Mackie Bloom : But you're talking to Jeff.
Maple : Yes!
Mackie Bloom : Then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that Hilary told me to tell her that she just doesn't care any more?