Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996–2003)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman, Katrina, Cyrano Sabrina

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Quotes 

• Zelda : Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?

  Sabrina : Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!

• Sabrina : It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.

  Josh : Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?

  Sabrina : Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?

• Sabrina : You are so weird!

  Salem : [nodding]  It helps break up the day.

• Sabrina : [trying to fix a broken radio] 

  [hits it and it starts working] 

  Sabrina : It works! And they say violence doesn't solve anything.

• Zelda : What's the matter?

  Sabrina : What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.

  Salem : At least you still have your thumbs... and a door on your bathroom!

• James : I used to be a spy, you know.

  [points to the back of his head] 

  James : Sean Penn got me right here.

  [points to his forehead] 

  James : P. Diddy got me right here.

  [points to his chest] 

  James : Celine Dion got me right here.

  Sabrina : She hit you?

  James : No. The song she did for "Titanic" always chokes me up.

• Sabrina : Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can't live without seeing my mother.

• Sabrina : [Harvey comes to pick her up]  Good news, you don't have to loiter uncomfortably in the lobby and make awkward small talk with my aunts while you wait because I am already ready.

• Salem : Earthquake!

  Zelda : But we're in Massachusetts.

  Sabrina : [Looks out the window]  Is that a beanstalk?

  Salem : Beanstalk!

• Sabrina : [about the Washing Machine engineer, who has a tail]  He can't stay! He has a tail!

  Salem : What's wrong with having a tail?

• Zelda : Sabrina, you're not a rumpist, are you?

  Sabrina : A rumpist? What's a rumpist?

  Zelda : Someone who judges others by their rear ends.

  Sabrina : No. OK, not usually.

• Harvey Kinkle : [after an accident]  Is everybody ok?

  Sabrina : Well, I didn't hear a voice say, "Sabrina, step into the light," so I guess I'm ok.

• Valerie : OK, I'll come over to your house...

  Sabrina : Ok. NO, PIRATES!

  Valerie : Pirates?

  Sabrina : I didn't say pirates... I said By gum! By Gum don't come over here!

• Sabrina : [repeated line throughout series]  Whoo-hoo!

  [whenever something good happens] 

• Sabrina : [repeated line throughout series]  Gotta go!

  [when rushing off] 

• [Sabrina does magic] 

  Brad Johnson : Hey! What was that spark?

  Sabrina : Um, static electricity?