Spin City (1996–2002)

Heather Locklear: Caitlin Moore

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• Caitlin : Mike, believe it or not, the whole universe does not revolve around you.

  Mike : Are you calling my mom a liar?

• Caitlin : I'm gonna run this campaign, I'm gonna win it and you can't stop me.

  Mike : Let's not get so dramatic, okay? This is not some cheesy soap opera.

• Deirdre : All right Blondie, listen up, here's the rules. You stay away from my man, or you and I are going to be co-starring in a play I like to call, "Deirdre the Prison Guard".

  Caitlin : No offense, but I'm not interested in your man, so why don't you just march those $12 pumps back to the trailer park and whip up some dinner for cousin dad?

• [the Mayor is about to meet the President] 

  Mayor Winston : What if I slap him?

  Caitlin : Why would you slap him?

  Mayor Winston : Well, you know, you tell yourself, "Don't slap the President, don't slap the President."

• [locked in Paul's trunk] 

  Caitlin : I know you would enjoy this.

  Mike : What are you taking about? I am not enjoying this!

  Caitlin : Yes you are. I can feel "it."

  Mike : That's a tire iron.

  Caitlin : I don't care what sick name you call it! Get it off me!

  [Pulls out a tire iron] 

  Mike : See.

  Caitlin : Ok. Then what is "that!

  Mike : Ok. I am a little excited.

• Mike : I know you think you have all the answers, but believe me, you need what I have up here.

  Caitlin : What, half a bottle of mousse?

• Mike : Nothing gets done without me knowing.

  Caitlin : I fired James.

  Mike : Touché

• Charlie : I couldn't face have lost my father, and I runaway from my home. I lived alone, without my family, but, I lived many adventures, and I have many friends.

  Psychologist : Well Charlie, that's very interesting.

  Caitlin : Of course it is, it's The Lion King!

• Caitlin : I'm gonna take you down to the park, take off all your clothes, and... smear you with honey.