Spin City (1996–2002)
Barry Bostwick: The Mayor
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Quotes
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Mayor Winston : Mike, look out that window. We preside over the greatest city in the world.
Mike : Sir, that's New Jersey.
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Charlie : Sir. You called me Charlie!
Mayor Winston : Ah, don't let it go to your head, Mike!
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[the Mayor is about to meet the President]
Mayor Winston : What if I slap him?
Caitlin : Why would you slap him?
Mayor Winston : Well, you know, you tell yourself, "Don't slap the President, don't slap the President."
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Mayor Winston : I am not a child, and I *will not* be treated like one!
Charlie : Sir, you forgot your shoes.
Mayor Winston : I don't care.
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Roberta : Mr. Mayor, would you consider marching in the Gay Pride Parade this week?
Mayor Winston : What, are you drunk?
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Drew West : So, Randy... what's your favorite sexual position?
Mayor Winston : Well, that's really not any of your business. However, I hear yours is "Man on top, woman in magazine."
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Mayor Winston : Are you sure this is the best title for my autobiography? "Winston On Winston"?
Mike : Hey, as long there aren't two guys on the cover, I think we're okay.
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[Mike is on TV]
Mike : I can't believe that's me.
Mayor Winston : Oh, I know ALL about that. You're here talking, but you're there talking... tricky.
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Mayor Winston : Did you know that when I was in college, I made a student film?
Mike : Really?
Mayor Winston : The Yale Daily News called it "an incoherent mess".
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Mayor Winston : [to Mike, after a picture of Mike kissing Heidi Klum's butt appears on the front page of a newspaper] That used to be my ass, Flaherty.
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Mayor Winston : New York City, this is the mayor. I have been stolen.
