- [after witnessing Juantxo accidentally shoot the nipples clean out of a girly poster]
- Pazos: Professional. Very professional.
- [after accidentally snorting cocaine while conducting a wedding]
- Sacerdote: Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Here's your sin of a wedding present.
- [He hits Juantxo squarely in the face]
- [why Pako is in shock and his nose is bleeding]
- Konradín: It's probably the excess of cocaine, or the lack of sleep. The human body is a mystery!
- Candidato Paiño: [while being arrested for pederasty] All this is a lie, it's clearly a complot, they set me up, man. How could I know that girl was 10 years old? Blame it on their parents! They dress them as whores!
- Pazos: Villambrosa, who is a gentelman, told me that we must solve the question with pacifism. So A, the same as I say to yo one thing I say the another one. And B... beware because it will come to you C.
- Candidato Paiño: All this is a lie, it's clearly a complot, they set me up, man. How could I know that girl was 10 years old? Blame it on their parents! They dress them as whores!