Cloris Leachman: Old Woman on Plane and Bus
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Quotes
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Little Old Lady : I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
Beavis : Really? I poop too much.
Little Old Lady : Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
Beavis : I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.
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Little Old Lady : Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
Beavis : Yeah. We're gonna score.
Little Old Lady : Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis : Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady : Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
Beavis : Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
Butt-head : Cool.
Little Old Lady : It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
Beavis : Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.
Little Old Lady : Well, that's nice.
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Little Old Lady : [to her husband] I want you to meet two nice boys.
[She introduces Beavis first]
Little Old Lady : This is Travis and Bob.
[to Butt-head]
Little Old Lady : And, what's your last name, dear?
Butt-head : Uh, Head. My first name is Butt.
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[Getting back on the bus]
Butt-head : Wait a minute. We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.
Little Old Lady : Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. This is the Hoover Dam.
Beavis : Dam? Heh heh. I'll be damned.
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[Arriving at the Hoover Dam]
Beavis : We're in Washington.
Butt-head : Yeah, yeah, we're gonna score.
Little Old Lady : Actually, son, we're at the Hoover Dam.
Beavis : No, no. We're in WASHINGTON!
Butt-head : Yeah. WE'RE GONNA SCORE NOW!
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Little Old Lady : Yoohoo! Travis and Bob Head! Hello!
