- Jimmy: They seem harmless enough when they're just by themselves. But that's the problem, isn't it?
- Chris King: Huh?
- Jimmy: Ants are never alone. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more just waiting for you around the corner, marching one by one by one. I mean, I'm not an expert on ants or any thing, I just can't be sure.
- Chris King: What?
- Jimmy: [waking up] What happened to my clothes?
- Chris King: They're over here.
- Jimmy: What are they doing over there?
- Chris King: Well, you puked on them, so I washed them.
- Jimmy: You took my clothes off?
- Chris King: Well, I was gonna wash them with you in them, but then I figured what the hell, I'll try it the hard way.
- Chris King: I'm in kind of a hurry.
- Post Office Clerk: Everybody's in a hurry. I always said, if you wanna see people in a hurry, work in the Post Office.
- [last lines]
- Chris King: Have you ever actually seen me jog when I'm not being chased by a bad man? A really, really bad man? Have you ever seen that? You know, when I was a kid my father used to bring me down here, and we'd shoot the seagulls and fry them up and eat them later. And that was when this was just a little park with a fawn, and they got bigger. But that was when the Eskimos owned it. But then it got too cold, so then they moved down south, the Floridian Eskimos.
- Jimmy: Do you ever stop talking?
- Chris King: No, I don't. I'll just talk and talk.
- Jimmy: Are you buying?
- Chris King: I'm buying. And I'm talking...