The Fan (1996)

Kurt Fuller: Bernie

Quotes 

• [Manny finally agrees to do the Bobby and Jewel interview] 

  Manny : You still want that interview?

  Jewel Stern : Are you serious? You would let Bobby Rayburn do an interview with a - What was it?

  Bernie : [Bernie answers]  Castrating ball buster.

  Jewel Stern : Castrating ball buster, that's right. I thought I was off your list, man.

  Manny : Come on, Schindler has a list, not me. Okay? When you're hitting .183, you don't get a chance to have a list.

• [Manny calls Jewel a castrating ball buster] 

  Manny : Bernie, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't she the castrating ball buster who had the temerity to ask my client if he was honestly worth 40 million?

  Jewel Stern : [Jewel turns to Bernie]  Am I a ball-buster?

  Bernie : Yeah.

  Manny : Thank you!

• [Jewel points out how Bobby Rayburn looks hurt after his bad collision] 

  Jewel Stern : Rayburn look like he's moving a little stiff to you?

  Bernie : I can't believe Burrows left him in there after that collision.

  Jewel Stern : Oh, that's right. That's all we need - Our 40 million dollar man on the DL.