Happy Gilmore (1996)

Richard Kiel: Mr. Larson

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Quotes 

• [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot] 

  Mr. Larson : That's two thus far, Shooter.

  Shooter McGavin : Oh, you can count. Good for you.

  Mr. Larson : [points at him]  And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

• Mr. Larson : Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?

  Shooter McGavin : I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.

  Mr. Larson : I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

  Shooter McGavin : Well, moron...

  [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] 

  Shooter McGavin : good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

• [Shooter has just stolen the jacket] 

  Mr. Larson : I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's.

  [Mr. Larson is chasing Shooter] 

  Mr. Larson : I WILL GET YOU, SHOOTER!

  [Mr.Larson catches Shooter and starts beating him up] 

  Mr. Larson : *STAY STILL!*

• Mr. Larson : [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away]  Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron.