Happy Gilmore (1996)

Julie Bowen: Virginia Venit

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Quotes 

• Virginia : [while walking on the golf course]  What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

  Happy Gilmore : What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

• Virginia : [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter]  Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.

  Happy Gilmore : That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!

  Shooter McGavin : Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

  Lee Trevino : Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard.

• Virginia : [while on an ice rink]  I thought we were going to be just friends.

  Happy Gilmore : What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

• [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. The crowd goes wild] 

  Happy Gilmore : [shouts]  He shoots, he scores!

  [Happy turns to Chubbs] 

  Happy Gilmore : Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.

  Chubbs : Good plan.

  [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away] 

  Virginia : [to Shooter]  Did you see that?

  Shooter McGavin : Yes. Nice shot.

  Virginia : He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*!

  Shooter McGavin : I know. I just said I saw it.

  Virginia : [laughs]  Oh, I hope he *wins*. He's a publicist's *dream*. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd.

  [Virginia walks away smiling] 

  Shooter McGavin : [under his breath]  You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

  [Shooter follows Virginia scowling] 

• Happy Gilmore : [in a bar]  I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!

  Shooter McGavin : Well, I'd like to see you try.

  Happy Gilmore : [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half]  Let's do it, then!

  Shooter McGavin : I meant on a golf course!

  Virginia : Hey! What's going on here, huh?

  Happy Gilmore : Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.

  Virginia : Why don't you just put it down?

  Happy Gilmore : Yeah, I know.

• Virginia : [Happy has just been hit by a car]  Happy! Happy are you okay?

  Happy Gilmore : [groaning]  Volkswagen!

  Donald : [out of the window, driving the car]  Jackass!

• Happy Gilmore : [while on an ice rink]  I'll make you a bet.

  Virginia : Do you always carry a puck with you?

  Happy Gilmore : [while skating towards her]  Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.

  Virginia : Really?

  Happy Gilmore : Good luck.

  [Virginia shoots puck and scores] 

  Happy Gilmore : Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.