Waiting for Guffman (1996)

Linda Kash: Mrs. Allan Pearl

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Quotes 

• [the Pearls and the Albertsons are dining at the Chop Suey Chinese kitchen] 

  Ron Albertson : Let me ask you something. You're a medical man.

  Dr. Allan Pearl : Yes.

  Ron Albertson : Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you...

  [stands up, prepares to drop trousers] 

  Dr. Allan Pearl : [Horrified]  Oh!

  Ron Albertson : No, I, I...

  Dr. Allan Pearl : Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo...

  Ron Albertson : Look, no please, I just want...

  Dr. Allan Pearl : No!

  Mrs. Allan Pearl : You don't have to do that...

  Ron Albertson : Doctor, please...

  Dr. Allan Pearl : Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!

• Mrs. Pearl : We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.