Dharma & Greg (1997–2002)

Helen Greenberg: Marci, Marcie, Carol

Quotes 

• Dharma : ...but that doesn't change the fact that we have no money.

  Marci : Maybe not, but we've got love.

  Dharma : Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felony.

  Marci : Actually, prostitution is only a misdemeanor.

  Dharma : Great, that takes care of the phone bill!