8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Dyan Cannon: Annette Bennett

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Quotes 

• Annette : [to Tommy]  Thank you again for getting rid of Fern.

  Laurie : [apalled]  Mom!

  Tommy Spinelli : The going rate is five thou, but you could owe me, lady.

• Annette : You hid those heads in our room, then pinned them on my Dick! =

• Annette : [goes to back of van to lie down and sees head]  Oh my God! AAH! AHH! Another head! Oh my God! Help! Help!

  Tommy Spinelli : Lady, lady, shut up!

  Annette : I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads! AAAAA!

  Tommy Spinelli : Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.

  Fern : Is that supposed to be a JOKE? Killer humor?

• Steve : Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head?

  Ernie : Steve...

  Steve : Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're WAY ahead of me!

  Ernie : Steve! Enough!

  Steve : Hey, don't bite my head off, alright!

  Ernie : That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys.

  Annette : Me, too.

  Charlie : Hey, Steve, GET A GRIP. Go to sleep.

  Steve : Or what? You'll have my head?

• Laurie : Nana, they tortured him.

  Fern : So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : A little electricity on his dillywhacker.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : Cat piss.

• Annette : [Tommy had just thrown Fern out of the van and off a cliff]  Oh my God. I don't believe it. I thought the old battleaxe would never die.

• Annette : [about a severed head]  Looked like this guy I dated in high school, this Hugo... Hugo Porto. Ewww.