8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Kristy Swanson: Laurie Bennett

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Quotes 

• Annette : [to Tommy]  Thank you again for getting rid of Fern.

  Laurie : [apalled]  Mom!

  Tommy Spinelli : The going rate is five thou, but you could owe me, lady.

• [Laurie hides in the closet] 

  Charlie : Laurie, you're not in the hallway. You're in the closet.

  Laurie : Don't you think I realize that? I'm not coming out!

  Charlie : Laurie.

  Laurie : I'm not!

  Charlie : You have to come out.

  Laurie : No.

  Charlie : The bodies are in there.

  [Laurie runs out screaming] 

  Charlie : I was just kidding!

• Laurie : Nana, they tortured him.

  Fern : So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : A little electricity on his dillywhacker.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : Cat piss.

• Laurie : Charlie, I've got it. Fed Ex! Fed Ex them to Steve!

  Charlie : We're in Mexico, Laurie. There is no Fed Ex.

  Laurie : Well, Mex Ex them, I don't care!

• Laurie : Let's call the police.

  Charlie : No! We're in Mexico, Laurie. A Third-World country. You don't just call the police in a Third-World country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.

  Laurie : Why not?

  Charlie : Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.