8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Andy Comeau: Charlie

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Quotes 

• Steve : Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head?

  Ernie : Steve...

  Steve : Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're WAY ahead of me!

  Ernie : Steve! Enough!

  Steve : Hey, don't bite my head off, alright!

  Ernie : That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys.

  Annette : Me, too.

  Charlie : Hey, Steve, GET A GRIP. Go to sleep.

  Steve : Or what? You'll have my head?

• Benny : You do that and Big Sep kills us all.

  Charlie : Fuck Big Sep!

• [Laurie hides in the closet] 

  Charlie : Laurie, you're not in the hallway. You're in the closet.

  Laurie : Don't you think I realize that? I'm not coming out!

  Charlie : Laurie.

  Laurie : I'm not!

  Charlie : You have to come out.

  Laurie : No.

  Charlie : The bodies are in there.

  [Laurie runs out screaming] 

  Charlie : I was just kidding!

• Laurie : Charlie, I've got it. Fed Ex! Fed Ex them to Steve!

  Charlie : We're in Mexico, Laurie. There is no Fed Ex.

  Laurie : Well, Mex Ex them, I don't care!

• Laurie : Let's call the police.

  Charlie : No! We're in Mexico, Laurie. A Third-World country. You don't just call the police in a Third-World country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.

  Laurie : Why not?

  Charlie : Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.

• Steve : Can we answer that? It might be Charlie!

  Ernie : It might be Charl...

  Tommy Spinelli : Put it on speakerphone.

  Steve : Hello?

  Charlie : Steve!

  Steve : [in unison with Ernie, sighs with relief]  Oh, Charlie, thank God! Jesu-

  [he is cut off by Tommy] 

  Tommy Spinelli : Listen to me, you a-hole! You got my heads an' I wan'em back! Y'understand?