8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

Ernestine Mercer: Fern

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Quotes 

• Ernie : I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.

  Tommy Spinelli : Keep fucking driving.

  Fern : Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?

• Tommy Spinelli : Where's Charlie?

  Fern : Who are you?

  Tommy Spinelli : I asked you a question, where the fuck is Charlie?

  Fern : And I asked you a question, who the fuck are you?

• Annette : [goes to back of van to lie down and sees head]  Oh my God! AAH! AHH! Another head! Oh my God! Help! Help!

  Tommy Spinelli : Lady, lady, shut up!

  Annette : I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads! AAAAA!

  Tommy Spinelli : Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.

  Fern : Is that supposed to be a JOKE? Killer humor?

• Laurie : Nana, they tortured him.

  Fern : So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : A little electricity on his dillywhacker.

  Annette : Uh!

  Fern : Cat piss.

• Tommy Spinelli : I thought I told that little sonofabitch to stay put!

  Fern : So who are you, God? Why the hell should he listen to you?