Columbo (TV Series)

A Trace of Murder (1997)

David Rasche: Patrick Kinsley

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• Lt. Columbo : I don't waste any part of the apple, I eat everything, even the seeds.

  Patrick Kinsley : Actually, Lieutenant, apple seeds contain cyanide.

  Lt. Columbo : [pause]  I ate a bunch of seeds on the way over, does that mean...

  Patrick Kinsley : You should be safe. A lethal dose for humans is 12 ounces.

• Lt. Columbo : Well, this is not easy, Pat.

  Patrick Kinsley : No No No It is not easy. And if it was easy, we'd just ask the janitor.

• Patrick Kinsley : I don't want to see you poor either. Which do you want, red or white?

  Cathleen Calvert : White.

  Patrick Kinsley : Good, because we don't have any red.

  Cathleen Calvert : Then why did you ask, you goose?