Dilbert (1999–2000)
Chris Elliott: Dogbert
Quotes
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Dogbert : They say only the good die young. If that works both ways, I'm immortal.
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Dogbert : Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others.
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Dogbert : I'll bet you twenty bucks that giving doesn't feel good.
Dilbert : You're on my cynical friend.
Dogbert : To settle the bet, give me forty dollars and see if it feels good.
Dilbert : That would NOT feel good.
Dogbert : Then give me twenty dollars because you lost the bet.
Dilbert : Did I just make a bet where I would lose twenty dollars either way?
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Dogbert : That's outrageous. Idiots shouldn't have money.
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Dogbert : [Cubicle Syndrome] If you think you've got it, you've got it.