Almost Heroes (1998)

Patrick Cranshaw: Jackson

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• Jackson : Sir, Higgins has a story.

  Edwards : Well, Higgins the floor is yours.

  Higgins : This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!

  Edwards : You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.

  Hunt : Tell him the ending, that's the best part.

  Higgins : Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.

  Edwards : Clever twist there on the ending.