Almost Heroes (1998)

Eugene Levy: Guy Fontenot

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Quotes 

• Hunt : What I remembered the most were the animals.

  Edwards : [smiles]  Ah, the animals...

  Hunt : Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing...

  Higgins : [Horrified]  THERE'S AN ANIMAL NOW!

  [everyone except Edwards and Hunt starts firing at the animal] 

  Higgins : We can't kill it! We're all dead! God save us!

  Hunt : Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

  [everyone stops firing. Hunt looks closely and sees that the animal is just a squirrel nibbling on an acorn] 

  Hunt : It's only a squirrel.

  Pratt : He's got something in his hand!

  Guy Fontenot : Something in his hand!

  [they continue firing at the squirrel] 

• Guy Fontenot : Any man who look at my woman will die!

• Guy Fontenot : He look in our tent! He look at my woman! He saw 'er breast.

  Edwards : Her breast? You saw her breast?