Fathers' Day (1997)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Carrie Lawrence

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• Jack Lawrence : This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's so damn annoying.

  Carrie : You don't like anything that's annoying.

  Jack Lawrence : Who does?

  Carrie : [serious]  No, I mean that's a special thing for you.

• Jack Lawrence : He was lying to me, but he made me feel good.

  Carrie Lawrence : What do you mean he lied to you?

  Jack Lawrence : Lied right to my face. Big-time lie.

  Carrie Lawrence : How do you know?

  Jack Lawrence : I'm a lawyer. People lie to me all the time.

• Jack Lawrence : This is the "wives of Christmas past" conversation.

  Carrie : Would you leave Penelope and Talullah out of this?

  Jack Lawrence : Iris and Debbie.

  Carrie : Whatever!