Gone Fishin' (1997)
Gary Grubbs: Phil Beasly
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Quotes
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[Joe and Gus come flying through the beach where Phil Beasley is giving a speech]
Phil Beasly : That's my boat!
[the boat finally comes to a rest, it breaks in half as two other boats fall down]
Gus Green , Joe Waters : Hey, Phil!
Gus Green : Hey, Phil, we decided to bring the boat back before the 30 days was up. Right, Joe?
Joe Waters : [shows him the radio wires] Yeah. Look, Phil, this stuff all broke. You better get it all fixed. Thanks, anyway.
Gus Green : Yeah, thanks, man. You know, you need better material.
Joe Waters : Yeah. Sorry.
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Phil Beasly : Yeah, the Little Guy's sad. But do you know what's sadder? Follow me, guys.
[Joe and Gus do]
Joe Waters : The Little Guy.
Gus Green : Yeah, but maybe he'll show us somethin' real nice.
[they walk down to a pier of newer boats]
Phil Beasly : Watch your step here, guys.
Gus Green : Yeah.
Joe Waters : [singing] Down in the Everglades.
[Joe hits a switch which causes a boat to fall in the water and starts sinking]
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Phil Beasly : Think for the moment of the words "easy payments."
Joe Waters , Gus Green : Easy payments.
Phil Beasly : I'm talking 810 easy payments - they're easy now - of $39.95.
Joe Waters : $39.95. That's not bad.
Gus Green : No.
Phil Beasly : Each. That's $39.95. This boat, your boat. Think about it. All we need is a signature, and you've already got a pen. Excuse me.
[Phil gets out of the boat]
Joe Waters : What do you think? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gus Green : Yeah. It depends on what you're thinking.
Joe Waters : Yeah, well...
Phil Beasly : P.S. There's a 30-day money back guarantee. So it's a test drive. You don't like it, which you will, you call, we come, we pick it up. End of story, see you next time, no questions asked.
Joe Waters : That's like free rent, Gus.
Phil Beasly : You guys, if you need anything, I mean anything, just say out loud the word "Phil"! Excuse me.
[Phil leaves]
Joe Waters , Gus Green : [happily] Hey, Phil!
