The Pest (1997)
John Leguizamo: Pest
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Quotes
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Pest : Later, masturbator.
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Pest : "The United States of... Germany." Wow, somebody's a sore loser.
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Pest : Love, peace and chicken grease.
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Pest : Of course I farted. What, you think I smell like this all the time?
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Pest : Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the slickest of them all? It's the schemin'est, keenest scam artist. GOD, IT'S SO HARD TO BE MODEST.
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[Pest works at a Chinese restaurant, disguised as Chinese]
Mr. Cheung : [In heavy Chinese accent] How come I don't undastand any of your Chinese?
Pest : [In just as thick an accent] I from Souff! Is a diffwent diawect!
Mr. Cheung : Oh really? Well, I'm from Souff too!
Pest : [pause] Well, I from FAR, FAR, FAR, far Souff!
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Puerto Rican Boy : If you're blind, how did you know that I was a man?
Pest : I could hear your gonads shaking.
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[after his crotch caught on fire]
Pest : Fear not. The Pest line shall continue. My childrens have been savededed.
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[after he pees his pants from fright]
Pest : I'm sorry. I couldn't make it to the newspaper.
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Pest : ...I hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods.
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Pest : Excuse me, but - ahh. Why do I gotta look like something out of "Jungle Book" and you guys all get the nice Banana Republic stuff?
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[singing]
Pest : I'm "ridiculiculous." Like a booger I stick to this.
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[after tumbling down a steep hill and banging his head against a rock]
Pest : Aaahhh, now I'm nice and limber!
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[singing]
Pest : I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I can.
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[after Gustav wasted his tranquilzers on Xantha's family and his son, missing Pest]
Pest : You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You're a big sucker-butt! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! I can't believe you're German! Ha ha h...
[Gustav hits him with the gun handle]