The Pest (1997)

Charles Hallahan: Angus

Quotes 

• Angus : Do you know what today is?

  Pest : The first day of the rest of our lives?

  Angus : No.

  Pest : Sean Connery's birthday?

  Angus : Sean Connery's birthday?

  Bagpipe Player : SEAN CONNERY'S BIRTHDAY?

  [Band plays "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"] 

• Angus : Today is Monday. I want all the money you owe me by Wednesday or I'm going to kill your whole family.

  Pest : How 'bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?

• [Pest and Angus speak over telephone] 

  Angus : You'd show more respect if we were the Italian mob.

  Pest : Oh, please. Don't start that again.

  Angus : Just because we're Scottish people don't take us seriously

  [Pest burps into mouthpiece] 

• Angus : Why don't you do that impression I like so much?

  Pest : Oh, come on, I don't want to. You know the Italians never made me do impressions.

  Angus : Do it.

  Pest : [imitates Scotty from Star Trek]  Captain, I cannot do it. The dilithium crystals are breaking up. She's gonna blow.