The Second Civil War (1997 TV Movie)

Dan Hedaya: Mel Burgess

Quotes 

• Mel Burgess : He's closing the borders, people! Thank God for arrogance, lust, and greed or we'd all be doing infomercials.

• Mel Burgess : Where's the White House? Do we still have a White House, or is Tokyo foreclosed on it?

• Mel Burgess : Stop with the college debate, will you? We're news, emotions happen outside!

• Mel Burgess : The country is falling apart. We don't need exclamation marks.

• Mel Burgess : What are you getting unraveled for? We're inside, not outside!

  NewsNet Assistant : You don't get it, do you, Mel? It's all outside now.