- Kenny: [At urinal] Look, we've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.
- Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.
- Kenny: Trust me, my problem's a lot bigger than yours.
- Kenny: I can prove he's real!
- [passes Danny the ball]
- Kenny: Danny Partridge! Dunk it!
- Zigi Hrbacek: Kenny, there's no way he can dunk it. He's just too small.
- Danny O'Grady: Shut up, Zigi! You're seven feet tall and you can't touch the rim!
- Zigi Hrbacek: At least I'm seven feet tall!