Spawn (1997)

Michael Jai White: Al Simmons, Spawn

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Quotes 

• Spawn : [after he sees his wounds heal for the first time]  Daaaamn.

• Zack : Relax, mister. I've seen worse faces at the coroner's.

  Spawn : Thanks, kid. That makes me feel *much* better.

• Spawn : Just get me to a hospital.

  Clown : A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again.

• Jessica Priest : It's a little early for Halloween, Simmons.

  Spawn : Where you're going, every day's Halloween.

• Spawn : You sent me to Hell, Jason! I'm here to return the favor!

• Spawn : Aren't there any normal people left on Earth? Or is everybody just back from Hell?

• Spawn : You filthy little piece of vermin. What makes you think I would join your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it.

  Clown : Sounds like a country song.

  [singing] 

  Clown : "You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."

  [stops] 

  Clown : Uh-oh. You've got that, "I want to beat the fat little man" look in your eyes.

• Cogliostro : This is just what they want. You're playing their game.

  Spawn : [cocks his gun]  Then I'll play dirty.

  Cogliostro : Guns are useless.

  Spawn : You got a better idea?

  Cogliostro : [runs circles around Spawn and wraps chains around Spawn as well]  I might.

• [after defeating the Clown] 

  Spawn : Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he's next.

• Spawn : NO!

  Clown : Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.

  [high pitched] 

  Clown : AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...

  [singing] 

  Clown : / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /

• Al Simmons : You son of a bitch. You knew what was going in all along.

  Jason Wynn : I do believe he's catching on.

  [Jessica hoses Al down with flammable liquid] 

  Jason Wynn : Enjoy your retirement, old friend. Oh, and by the way, don't worry about Wanda. I'll take good care of her.

  Al Simmons : You touch her, and you're a dead man.

  Jason Wynn : You're the dead man.

  [Wynn throws cigarette on Al and he catches on fire] 

  Jason Wynn : See you in hell, Al.

• Spawn : Aah! Feels like my skin is about to explode.

  Clown : That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?

• Spawn : God.

  Clown : [covering ears]  Aah! Did you have to use the "G" word? La la la la la la.

• Spawn : What... is this?

  Clown : Ooh, boy you are tied to that track and that stupid train just kept running over you now, didn't it? Running over you.

• Jessica Priest : Looks like I'm up for a promotion.

  Al Simmons : You wipe his ass, too?

• Spawn : What are you looking at, old man?

  Cogliostro : You tell me.

• Spawn : [to Cogliostro]  All right, Yoda, just hold on.