Cameron Rhodes: Farmer Maggot
Quotes
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[a Nazgul appears before a Hobbit]
Ringwraith : Shiiire... Baaaggins...
Farmer Maggot : [visibly scared] There's no Bagginses 'round here... they're all up in Hobbiton.
[pauses, then points]
Farmer Maggot : That way!
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Sam : [starts to panic] Mister Frodo? Frodo! Frodo!
[Frodo emerges from the bend in the path, looking puzzled]
Sam : I thought I'd lost you.
Frodo : What are you talking about?
Sam : It's just something Gandalf said.
Frodo : What did he say?
Sam : 'Don't you lose him Samwise Gamgee!' And I don't mean to.
Frodo : [amused] Sam, we're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?
[Suddenly, Pippin bursts from the cornfield and knocks over Frodo. Merry, close behind, barrels out, knocking over Sam. Both have an armful of vegetables]
Pippin : Frodo? Merry! It's Frodo Baggins.
Merry : Hello Frodo!
Sam : Get off him!
[hauls Pippin off Frodo]
Sam : Frodo? Are you all right?
Pippin : What's the meaning of this?
Merry : Hold this.
[hands vegetables to Sam]
Sam : You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!
[They hear a dog barking and an angry, yelling voice. Pippin grabs Frodo and runs, followed by Merry. Sam does a double take on the produce in his hands, drops them and runs after the others]
Farmer Maggot : [brandishing a scythe] OI! Maggots! You get back here! Wait till I get on this to you! GET OUT OF MY FIELD! You'll know the devil if I catch up with you!
Merry : 'Dunno why he is so upset. It's only a couple of carrots!
Pippin : And some cabbages. And those few bags of potatoes that we lifted last week and, and the mushrooms the week before!
Merry : Yes Pippin! My point is, he is clearly overreactin'. Run!
[Pippin, Frodo and Merry stops just before the edge of the hill. Sam slams into them from behind and all four hobbits roll down the hill]
Pippin : Ooh! That was close
Merry : Ow! I think I've broken something.
[pulls out a broken carrot]
