The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)

Peter Stormare: Dixie

Quotes 

• Dixie : Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, then that's real, isn't it? And if enough people believe in the same thing, then... that's reality.

• Dixie : Somebody's trying to kill me.

  Detective Skinner : If they succeed, I'll come see you again.

• Dixie : I am the walrus. God is just the middle man.

• Detective Skinner : Special Agent Skinner. I'm a detective.

  Dixie : You got some Oragel? This fucking cavity's going into my brain. Morphine, Motrin, Tylenol, anything? Come on, you call yourself a dentist?

  Detective Skinner : Detective. Teeth, gums, gingivitis are out of my line.

• Dixie : Where the hell have you been? I've been calling you pretty little policemen for months now.

• Dixie : I called Liverpool, Interpol, even Paul.

• Dixie : Since I wasn't officially in the band, you know how it goes, it ain't easy.

  Detective Skinner : Yeah, sure. That's not exactly why I'm here. Israel Goldkiss was pushed from the roof. That makes you a suspect.

  Dixie : Jesus bleeding Christ! Are you paying attention? I'm talking The Beatles, here. The Fab Four. John understood. That's why they had him killed, you know? Now they're trying to kill me, because they finally realised who's behind all those songs. But I ain't seen no royalties.

  Detective Skinner : Yeah, that's tough. But either you cooperate, or I book you.

  Dixie : I've been doing nothing but cooperate my whole fucking life. That's what it's all about to be in a band. I'm not saying they weren't creatively involved... but most of the time, they were off with that Maharishi. You know, India, whatever, you know. There I was, all alone in the studio with my brilliant ideas... Thank God I had George Martin. George... Oh, that album in particular, we grew together like this, me and George.

• Dixie : Let's vote! There is two letters on each ballot, a Y and a N. A Y means why and and a N means why not.

• Dixie : You think God sits around writing songs? I am The Walrus. God's just the middleman.

• Dixie : Like never trust politicians or parking meters.