Wag the Dog (1997)

Willie Nelson: Johnny Dean

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Quotes 

• Fad King : We're locked into Albania - Why?

  Johnny Dean : Albania's hard to rhyme.

  Stanley Motss : What are you looking at me for? It's the name of the country.

  Johnny Dean : [sighs resignedly, then sings]  "Albania, Albania..."

  Stanley Motss : That rhymes.

• [Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania] 

  Johnny Dean : Albania's hard to rhyme.

• Johnny Dean : [after being asked to write an entirely different song]  I was just on my way to get drunk.