Thank You Mask Man (1971)

Lenny Bruce: The Lone Ranger, Various

Quotes 

• [the townspeople have offered the Lone Ranger anything he wants as a reward] 

  The Lone Ranger : I'll tell you what. Anything? Give me that Indian over there.

  Street Sweeper : Who's that? Tonto?

  The Lone Ranger : Yes, Tonta! I want Tonta the Indian!

  Street Sweeper : What the hell you talkin' about? You can't have Tonto.

  The Lone Ranger : Bullshit! You made the deal, that's what I want. I want Tonta the Indian.

  Street Sweeper : You gonna get your "Tonta," buddy. His name ain't "Tonta," it's "Tonto." What the hell you want Tonto for?

  The Lone Ranger : To perform an unnatural act.

• The Lone Ranger : I'm not a fag! But I've heard a lot about it and read exposes. I want to try it now to see how bad it is. Just once.