- Elvis Presley: You know there are no coincidences in this universe, man. Everything happens for a reason.
- Richard M. Nixon: By the way, Elvis, did you ever, ah, mess around with Marilyn Monroe?
- Elvis Presley: No, sir.
- Richard M. Nixon: Well, the Kennedys did, you know. Hoover played me the tape.
- Elvis Presley: Well, gee, Mr. President, I kinda wish I had a tape of this meetin', so I could play it for muh wife and muh little daughter.
- Richard M. Nixon: Tape-record meetings.
- [suddenly intrigued]
- Richard M. Nixon: Hmm...
- Richard M. Nixon: Hmm, maybe I should add the Beatles to my "enemies list."
- Elvis Presley: You have an *enemies* list, sir?
- Richard M. Nixon: Um, no.