Bob Chinn does a spoof of soap operas and it's largely successful. Mainly due to this one being a tour de force for Candida Royale who helps to elevate this so that it manages to be legit funny and the rest of the cast match up for the most part. Chinn stretches his muscles a bit, the set-ups are imaginative and in some bits surreal. It all work though and adds up to a fun movie.
4 Reviews
Very amusing, well-made porn comedy
lor_11 April 2011
Styled as a takeoff on the then-popular TV series "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman", Bob Chinn's HARD SOAP, HARD SOAP is a well-written and extremely well acted porn comedy from the Golden Age. It features Chinn's amanuensis John C. Holmes, but is much more professional an effort than their much-ridiculed "Johnny Wadd" films.
In casting a little too close to the bone Holmes plays Dr. Holmes, a shrink who has his own problem, he can't achieve an erection, much to the consternation of his beautiful wife Laurien Dominique. The fact that the real Holmes never could get an erection, but managed to coast through hundreds of porn films by virtue of the length of his semi-flaccid organ, is cheated by the predictable finale that pretends his problem is solved. I'm surprised the ill-fated star laid his problem on the table so baldly, so to speak.
Dominique is wonderful -looking great and acting even better, in this movie recommended to anyone who's not yet a fan of hers. Matching her scene for scene is her BFF played by neighbor Candida Royalle, a wise-cracking lady who tries to help out and keeps causing trouble. Chinn lays on the satire by occasionally playing sappy organ music dating back to radio soap operas.
Paul Thomas also has a terrific acting assignment as an uppity janitor who rapes Laurien anally one night, with the resulting upsetting of her psyche -she's ashamed that she enjoyed it! Film climaxes comically with a well-directed ensemble scene of guest star Joan Devlon (my own personal favorite) as Laurien's sister, who's wearing dark glasses because she's psychosomatically blind, having been frightened out of her wits in a parking lot at the sight of a 14-inch schlong belonging to a flasher. Quick as you can say "John Holmes" Dr. Holmes is enlisted to cure her with his like-sized member and it does the trick, for both of them. Happy ending for Laurien, and the fans have plenty to be thankful for.
Besides such an all-star cast, including Ken Scudder as a solid lover for Candida, film is unusual in featuring a transsexual player (I'm guessing it's Sabrina from the cast list in IMDb) in the climactic Joan Devlon group scene. She/he is in the "chicks with dicks" genre made popular years later, but I certainly can't recall such casting in mainstream porn circa 1977 -the earliest I remember is Sulka making a minor splash in the early 1980s.
Chinn also includes a funny, burlesque style non-sex routine involving one Rev. Hope (Dale Meador) of the Universal Church of Life. This balding coot is called in to comfort and advise Laurien after her Paul Thomas-encounter, and his delayed punchline routine with Laurien and Candida is genuinely funny.
John Seeman and Joey Silvera are credited in IMDb, but neither appears in the abbreviated version currently on DVD-R from Something Weird in its Dragon Art Theatre series.
In casting a little too close to the bone Holmes plays Dr. Holmes, a shrink who has his own problem, he can't achieve an erection, much to the consternation of his beautiful wife Laurien Dominique. The fact that the real Holmes never could get an erection, but managed to coast through hundreds of porn films by virtue of the length of his semi-flaccid organ, is cheated by the predictable finale that pretends his problem is solved. I'm surprised the ill-fated star laid his problem on the table so baldly, so to speak.
Dominique is wonderful -looking great and acting even better, in this movie recommended to anyone who's not yet a fan of hers. Matching her scene for scene is her BFF played by neighbor Candida Royalle, a wise-cracking lady who tries to help out and keeps causing trouble. Chinn lays on the satire by occasionally playing sappy organ music dating back to radio soap operas.
Paul Thomas also has a terrific acting assignment as an uppity janitor who rapes Laurien anally one night, with the resulting upsetting of her psyche -she's ashamed that she enjoyed it! Film climaxes comically with a well-directed ensemble scene of guest star Joan Devlon (my own personal favorite) as Laurien's sister, who's wearing dark glasses because she's psychosomatically blind, having been frightened out of her wits in a parking lot at the sight of a 14-inch schlong belonging to a flasher. Quick as you can say "John Holmes" Dr. Holmes is enlisted to cure her with his like-sized member and it does the trick, for both of them. Happy ending for Laurien, and the fans have plenty to be thankful for.
Besides such an all-star cast, including Ken Scudder as a solid lover for Candida, film is unusual in featuring a transsexual player (I'm guessing it's Sabrina from the cast list in IMDb) in the climactic Joan Devlon group scene. She/he is in the "chicks with dicks" genre made popular years later, but I certainly can't recall such casting in mainstream porn circa 1977 -the earliest I remember is Sulka making a minor splash in the early 1980s.
Chinn also includes a funny, burlesque style non-sex routine involving one Rev. Hope (Dale Meador) of the Universal Church of Life. This balding coot is called in to comfort and advise Laurien after her Paul Thomas-encounter, and his delayed punchline routine with Laurien and Candida is genuinely funny.
John Seeman and Joey Silvera are credited in IMDb, but neither appears in the abbreviated version currently on DVD-R from Something Weird in its Dragon Art Theatre series.
Very funny hardcore soap opera parody
Woodyanders18 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Housewife Penny Holmes (Laurien Dominique at her most lovely, radiant, and appealing) is sexually frustrated because her shrink husband Dr. John Holmes (well-endowed porn legend John Holmes) can't get an erection. Brash neighbor Linda Lou (sharply played by Candida Royalle) tries to help out, but only makes things worse while poor Patty (fetching Joan Devlon) suffers from hysterical blindness.
Director Bob Chinn keeps the enjoyably inane story moving along at a zippy pace as well as maintains an amiable tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, with a crazy group therapy session that gets totally out of control rating as the definite gut-busting comic highlight. Dominique and Royalle both have a field day with John Thomas Chapman's wacky script; they receive lively support from Jon Martin as peeping tom paperboy Willard, Paul Thomas as a crude, proud, and aggressive janitor, Ken Scudder as straight-laced stud Fred, Dale Meador as the cheerful Reverend Hope, Carl Regal as a morose milkman, and Joey Silvera as an irate guy in a wheelchair. Armand Steiger's perfectly cornball organ music score hits the deliciously cheesy spot. A total hoot.
Director Bob Chinn keeps the enjoyably inane story moving along at a zippy pace as well as maintains an amiable tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, with a crazy group therapy session that gets totally out of control rating as the definite gut-busting comic highlight. Dominique and Royalle both have a field day with John Thomas Chapman's wacky script; they receive lively support from Jon Martin as peeping tom paperboy Willard, Paul Thomas as a crude, proud, and aggressive janitor, Ken Scudder as straight-laced stud Fred, Dale Meador as the cheerful Reverend Hope, Carl Regal as a morose milkman, and Joey Silvera as an irate guy in a wheelchair. Armand Steiger's perfectly cornball organ music score hits the deliciously cheesy spot. A total hoot.
Fun Spoof of Soap Operas
Michael_Elliott29 March 2020
Hard Soap, Hard Soap (1977)
*** (out of 4)
Hardcore take off on soap operas, this film tells the story of two housewives who are constantly talking about their sexual issues. It turns out that one of the women (Laurien Dominique) is struggling with the fact that her husband (John Holmes) can't get an erection.
Bob Chinn's HARD SOAP, HARD SOAP is considered by many to be one of the greatest hardcore comedies ever made but I'm not quite sure I'd reach the area of calling this a great picture. It's certainly much better than your typical hardcore film and it really does seem that Chinn put a lot of effort into the picture.
I say that because the film isn't just wall-to-wall sex but instead there are some real characters written as well as some real situations being played out. I guess you'd say there's some creative work going on because the film does a nice job at spoofing various silly things that you might see in a soap opera and just check out the whole milk man routine.
The film also benefits from some very good performances with both Dominique and Candice Chambers standing out as the housewives. The two of them are quite fun to watch. Holmes is basically playing a supporting role but his fans will enjoy seeing him.
*** (out of 4)
Hardcore take off on soap operas, this film tells the story of two housewives who are constantly talking about their sexual issues. It turns out that one of the women (Laurien Dominique) is struggling with the fact that her husband (John Holmes) can't get an erection.
Bob Chinn's HARD SOAP, HARD SOAP is considered by many to be one of the greatest hardcore comedies ever made but I'm not quite sure I'd reach the area of calling this a great picture. It's certainly much better than your typical hardcore film and it really does seem that Chinn put a lot of effort into the picture.
I say that because the film isn't just wall-to-wall sex but instead there are some real characters written as well as some real situations being played out. I guess you'd say there's some creative work going on because the film does a nice job at spoofing various silly things that you might see in a soap opera and just check out the whole milk man routine.
The film also benefits from some very good performances with both Dominique and Candice Chambers standing out as the housewives. The two of them are quite fun to watch. Holmes is basically playing a supporting role but his fans will enjoy seeing him.
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