Simon Birch (1998)

Jan Hooks: Miss Leavey

Quotes 

• Miss Leavy : The Star of Bethlehem is not a piñata!

• Miss Leavy : [reading off remaining roles for the Christmas play]  ... Well, there's the shepherds, but they don't do much -

  [Everyone's hands spring up instantaneously] 

  Adult Joe Wenteworth : [voicecover]  Miss Leavy always tried to downplay the role of the shepherds, but we weren't fooled. We knew that all you had to do was stand there with a staff and try not to laugh at all the poor fools with speaking parts.

• Miss Leavy : The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.