Heartbreakers (2001)
Anne Bancroft: Gloria Vogal, Barbara
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Vinny Staggliano : I never realized I could feel this wa again. That I could be so totally in love with someone.
Barbara : Oh, I feel the same way Stanley...
Vinny Staggliano : You're beautiful.
Barbara : Thank you.
Max Conners : [watching with binoculars and a big grin]
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Max Conners : I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return.
Gloria Vogal : Which one?
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Max Conners : I don't understand, Philip. We deposit our money and you give it back when we say so.
Philip Tinker : I'm afraid it's not so simple, Miss Conners.
[Philip looks over at Gloria Vogel]
Gloria Vogal : Hello, I'm Gloria Vogal, IRS.
Max Conners : Oh, hello.
Gloria Vogal : Oh, I see you've heard of us since we so seldom hear from you.
Max Conners : I know I'm a little late with this year's return.
Gloria Vogal : Maybe even in the last 7.
Page Conners : Mother, I'm stunned! I had no idea you would evade your responsibilities as a U.S. citizen.
Gloria Vogal : [Grabs Page by the shoulder and forces back down into her seat] Shut up, Miss Conners! We've never seen a dime from you either!
Max Conners : Look, I know what must've happened. I've always assumed that my taxes were filed by my husband.
Gloria Vogal : Which one?
Max Conners : Look, just because I've had some trouble with my personal life...
Gloria Vogal : Miss Conners, how you earn your money is of no use to us. Now, how can I put this in a language that you'll understand? We just want our cut.
Page Conners : How much?
Gloria Vogal : With interest and penalties, the total comes to $247,811.
Page Conners : What?
Max Conners : Ugh!
[She takes out her checkbook, and takes a pen from Philip's desk, but Gloria takes the pen out of Max's hand]
Gloria Vogal : Oh, no no no no no. I'm afraid that amount is an addition to what used to be in your accounts. Your latest divorce settlement arrived this morning. Thanks.
Max Conners : But that's - everything.
Gloria Vogal : It's not all bad. We give you a full 90 days to pay. Or, we move forward with criminal charges, for felony, tax evasion, and fraud.
[Max and Page are speechless and in shock]
Gloria Vogal : [Whispered and with relish] Good luck.