- George Wiltshire: And you won't work for 10 dollars a week?
- Self - Comedian: I positively won't work for 10 dollars a week.
- George Wiltshire: Well, I'll split the difference with you.
- Self - Comedian: Okay.
- George Wiltshire: I'll give you 20 dollars a month.
- Self - Comedian: Why didn't you say that at first? I'd a been working by now.