Kenny Starfighter (1997–2022)

Emma Hanfot: Jacqueline

Quotes 

• [Markus is in biology class, daydreaming that a group of vampire cannibals are attacking his girlfriend, Jaqueline] 

  Jacqueline : Ooooh! It's the vampire cannibals!

  Markus : Die, you evil beasts!

  [shoots them with a blaster] 

  Jacqueline : Oh, Markus. I love you!

  Markus : I know. Let me kiss you!

  Jacqueline : Oh, Markus.

  [starts kissing Markus] 

  Jacqueline : [Markus wakes up to realise he's been kissing a lung] 

• Kenny Starfighter : [speaking to Markus through a hidden mike]  Hey, what are you guys doing, don't just sit there!

  Markus : We're going to see school nurse now.

  Jacqueline : Duh, I know that, fucking freak!