In the first slice of the mechanically recovered meat of television, we find out the secret shame of river dancing and Jim Bowen has a foul-mouthed outburst.
The Rainbow team turn the air blue again with their bad language, there's another round of Assassination of the Week, Ben Elton speaks cockney, and there's more of Wales' answer to Top of the Pops, Disc A Dawn.
There's another round of Assassination of the Week, we see another edition of Wales' answer to Top of the Pops, strange things happen to the Gay Daleks, and Victor Lewis Smith wonders what would happen if he was a wealthy man.
Victor Lewis-Smith tries his hand at making a cartoon, the Gay Daleks get their heads cut off and we discover why you should never work at a Nationwide bank.
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What is the English language plot outline for TV Offal (1997)?