The Christmas Raccoons (1980 TV Movie)

Bob Dermer: Ralph Raccoon

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Quotes 

• Ralph Raccoon : [reading the paper]  It's an outrage!

  Melissa Raccoon : What?

  Ralph Raccoon : Thousands of the forest trees have disappeared!

  Bert Raccoon : [blearily gesticulating]  Well, maybe, uh, they've gone on a... Christmas vacation!

• Cedric Sneer : Pop, we should have stopped at our quota! I told you so!

  Cyril Sneer : You ungrateful ingrate! Why do you think I slaved away to make money all these years?

  Cedric Sneer : Greed?

  Cyril Sneer : Greed? Never! I did it all for you! For you and you precious college education!

  [Bert is moved by this and starts to cry] 

  Ralph Raccoon : Are you kidding?

  Cyril Sneer : I ask you, is it wrong for a father to want to give his son the good life?

  Bert Raccoon : [burying his face in Ralph's chest]  It's so sad...

  Cyril Sneer : And after all, what are a few trees?

  Cedric Sneer : "A few trees"? A forest is more than "a few trees"!

  Cyril Sneer : Who's counting?

  Cedric Sneer : Actually Pop, the exact number you chopped down was...

  Cyril Sneer : Shut up, you fool!