Hospital staff and hookers team up to earn extra money for Christmas by giving special treatment to the patients and billing it to medical insurance.Hospital staff and hookers team up to earn extra money for Christmas by giving special treatment to the patients and billing it to medical insurance.Hospital staff and hookers team up to earn extra money for Christmas by giving special treatment to the patients and billing it to medical insurance.
- William
- (as Jake Williams)
- Mr. Morgan
- (as Paul McCoy)
- Mike Calzone
- (as Alan Bosshardt)
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Johnny: Listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay. Okay, we're here all by ourselves. We're unsupervised, huh? We got all this space. We got a ward full of horny patients. We could bring Alexis and all her friends down here. We could... we could call them specialty nurses! Yeah! I mean the girls could actually take care of all those horny patients and we could be getting extra money for Christmas and you could be getting all that money more so that you could go back east!
William: You... you... you want me to bring in hookers? Into the hospital?
Johnny: No, no, no, not hookers! No, no. No, no. Think, uh, think of them... think of them as looooove nurses!
- ConnectionsSpoofs Night Shift (1982)
This Christmastime themed comedy was written by Morgan and plays well, with addle-brained me not recognizing the connection to that early Henry Winkler hit "Night Shift" until reading it in IMDb, even though Morgan does something of a Fonzie impression in the second lead role.
Star is Steve Hatcher, using the alternate screen moniker Jake Williams, as a hospital flunky (I thought he was a doctor but he seems more like an orderly) reassigned by his boss Calzone (makeup man Alan Bosshardt pressed into acting) to the night shift instead of getting a promotion. He has to work with trainee Johnny (Morgan) who devises a scheme to make quick money by defrauding the insurance company in charging sex by hookers for the patients as medical procedures.
The hookers are an interesting bunch led by blonde Melanie Moore, who has already befriended Hatcher as his neighhor, though Janet Jacme gets top billing. The sex is hot (particularly when the one and only Latina bombshell of the '90s Heather Lee services Morgan) and a happy ending is contrived in which the 4 ladies are now in business for themselves, miraculously freed of subservience to abusive pimps.
Finale orgy has an off-hand comment that the fourth whore (played by Isis Nile) has gone back to her hometown, but her absence from the group sex is a bit glaring, especially since she and Moore are played up as the stars in the show's packaging.
It's lightweight entertainment but one more example of Morgan's way with comedy that led to his ongoing directorial career for Wicked Pictures.
- lor_
- Jan 2, 2018
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