Mystery Men (1999)

Claire Forlani: Monica

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• Monica : I don't find you threatening.

  Mr. Furious : Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.

  Monica : At all.

• [Monica is trying to eat dinner behind the counter when Mr. Furious approaches to try to strike up a conversation. He notices photographs of motorcycles in the magazine she is reading] 

  Mr. Furious : You're into motorcycles.

  Monica : [uninterested]  No, not really.

  Mr. Furious : Oh. 'Cause I got a motorcycle.

  Monica : [She nods without looking up]  Yeah, what kind?

  Mr. Furious : It's a Harley...

  Monica : A Harley!

  Mr. Furious : [He nods, then lurches into honesty]  ... compatible. It's a Harley-compatible. Basically the same engineering.

• Mr. Furious : That could work. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. I stormed off, why can't I storm back?

  Monica : Or, you could just say you're sorry.

  Mr. Furious : Do you think there's a really angry way I can say I'm sorry?

• Monica : What's your name?

  Mr. Furious : D-do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...

  Monica : No, I just mean your name.

  Mr. Furious : My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's... Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix...

  Monica : Forget about it. It's okay.

  Mr. Furious : It's Roy! That's, that's my name. My... my real name is Roy.

  Monica : Just. Be. Roy. Okay?

• Mr. Furious : I just want to be there when the team rescues Amazing.

  Monica : Well, you could go back.

  Mr. Furious : Actually, I can't. I just left this morning.

• Monica : Hi.

  Mr. Furious : Hi.

  Monica : You okay?

  Mr. Furious : Yeah. I just wanted to say I had a great time tonight, and you were really nice to me. And, I would love to, uh, to ask you out sometime. But if I don't call you, I just want you to know it's because I'm dead.

  Monica : Hmm.

  Mr. Furious : Yeah, me and my team, we're gonna take out Casanova Frankenstein. And, uh, it's pretty much a suicide mission, so, uh, if there's anything you wanna say to me, I think now would probably be a good time to say it, just 'cause...

  Monica : Okay. Yeah. I got a question for you.

  Mr. Furious : Cool. Kick it.

  Monica : What's your name?

  Mr. Furious : Wait, do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...

  Monica : No, I just, you know, mean your name.

  Mr. Furious : My name? Uhm-- Wow. Okay, uh... It's... Phoenix. Phoenix Dark. Dirk. Phoenix Dark-Dirk. It was uh... I was christened Dirk Steele, and I changed it to Phoenix.

  Monica : Forget about it. It's okay.

  [Turns to walk away] 

  Mr. Furious : It's Roy.